Absentation 

The feeling of the soul reaching its self happiness daily and thoroughly.

Most hippies who are stoned use this word out of conjunction without actually knowing the meaning..

Like the person writing this sentence right now.

Im in a complete absentation with myself man..

I love my life because I'm on a complete absentation right now.

Absentation by snarftastic June 8, 2010

Abservation 

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.

Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!

Abservation by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008

Asseatation 

A person who likes eating women’s ass.

Yo I reall love asseatation your mom.

Asseatation by MyDogAteMyFamily May 11, 2018

Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

Asstentation by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016

Absentainial 

Worried for nothing

Nah man don’t get absentainial on me

Absentainial by Jeff Tesco March 3, 2019