asscum 

When a clear liquid spews from the ass, generally by those who enjoy the thought of anal intercourse/those that are having anal intercourse.

-Thrusthrustmoanmoan.
-Asscum!

asscum by xxbliss April 9, 2009

Asscum 

when you cum in a girls ass and face

Alex: did you Asscum Lily last night
John: Yes

Asscum by Hammong Main March 11, 2021

asscum 

When a guy's jizz gets all over a girl's ass. Can only be done by the most kinky of sex partners.

Guy: Ima asscum you tonight.
Girl: Make sure u aim in the hole!

asscum by Zack can fuck u good July 17, 2006

asscum 

when aomeone as cum in their ass and it spues out

mark had soo much asscum last night he got home and then spue it was groose

asscum by m night shablalabada January 9, 2008

ASSCUM 

A unit of universal measurement or a word to either brighten someone’s day or sound sexually attracted to everyone is the parameter

Yo how many pancakes you want
6 asscums

How many
6 asscums

ASSCUM by anonymous August 21, 2024

Kamina Assumption 

noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.

This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.

Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!

Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.

Kamina Assumption by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

mann's assumption 

assuming that everything in a hotel room has at one point been in someone's rectum.

Don't touch the remote in your room - you know Mann's assumption tells us that thing is nasty.

mann's assumption by dj jazzy jason June 22, 2012