asscream

shit on a cone

its winter and its too cold for icecream so have some warm asscream instead

asscream by Draconmag September 16, 2011

Asscream

When a man inserts his penis into a partner's butthole and adds the "chocolate shell", comes back out and adds the recieving partner's favorite icecream sauce to the man's penis. Then, the recieving partner sucks and licks everything off of the penis. This goes on repeatedly. Every new addition of "chocolate shell" is called "getting a scoop".

Guy1: "So what happened to that chick you picked up?"

Guy2: "I took her to my place to get some asscream."

Guy1: "Her breath must smell like chocolate shit."

Asscream by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011

Ass Cream Sundae 

An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.

I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!

Ass Cream Sundae by Racer XXX December 27, 2018

Ass Cream Cone

Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...

One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...

Ass Cream Cone by THE TRUE OGER 68 June 6, 2009

Neapolitan Ass Cream 

When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out

I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight

Neapolitan Ass Cream by Bogis Digus May 2, 2019

ass cream 

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

ass cream by Master bait December 4, 2007

Vanilla ass cream 

a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.

e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.

Vanilla ass cream by sh@t:on:myself January 19, 2010