assream

The result of being in an unenviable situation.

Man, I totally got assreamed when that motherfucker stole my car.

by LeonidasWV September 28, 2005

assream

To anally penetrate with the penis

That Christina Aguilera needs a good assreaming

by F4g July 17, 2003

assream

to dickle your ding-dong inside someone's a-hole

Dude stop assreaming me, I'm chaffing!

by mopo September 9, 2004

assrambler

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine

Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler

by redslime August 15, 2006

Assramistan

A place of haven where Ass Rangers get assterrorized.

I saw your boyfriend getting Assterrorized in Assramistan by Ass Rangers with a schmag in his mouth.

by Assram Yomomma June 3, 2004

assram

ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition

The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.

by Neil from Chemainus April 18, 2006

assreamer

One who engages in the reaming of asses

My friend Brian's imaginary friend Wilbert is a total assreamer

by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005