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The result of being in an unenviable situation.

Man, I totally got assreamed when that motherfucker stole my car.

assream by LeonidasWV September 28, 2005

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assream

To anally penetrate with the penis

That Christina Aguilera needs a good assreaming

assream by F4g July 17, 2003

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assream

to dickle your ding-dong inside someone's a-hole

Dude stop assreaming me, I'm chaffing!

assream by mopo September 9, 2004

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assrambler

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine

Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler

assrambler by redslime August 15, 2006

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Assramistan

A place of haven where Ass Rangers get assterrorized.

I saw your boyfriend getting Assterrorized in Assramistan by Ass Rangers with a schmag in his mouth.

Assramistan by Assram Yomomma June 3, 2004

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assram

ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition

The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.

assram by Neil from Chemainus April 18, 2006

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assreamer

One who engages in the reaming of asses

My friend Brian's imaginary friend Wilbert is a total assreamer

assreamer by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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