assream

The result of being in an unenviable situation.

Man, I totally got assreamed when that motherfucker stole my car.

by LeonidasWV September 19, 2005

assream

To anally penetrate with the penis

That Christina Aguilera needs a good assreaming

by F4g July 17, 2003

assream

to dickle your ding-dong inside someone's a-hole

Dude stop assreaming me, I'm chaffing!

by mopo September 09, 2004

assreamer

One who engages in the reaming of asses

My friend Brian's imaginary friend Wilbert is a total assreamer

by A-Boondock-Saint January 11, 2005