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Ass-Crotch

A disturbing hump that appears on fat old ladies crotches, looks like a second ass.
MEYER HAS THE BIGGEST Ass-Crotch EVER!!!!
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cotchin ass 

Typically a person with a big head and has no common sense and likes the worst sports teams

cronchy ass 

John prevadels ass is this
John, you have a cronchy ass.
cronchy ass by Cronchy February 11, 2018
The area just above your asscheeks. Also considered plumber's crack and where girl's thongs are exposed (whaletail).
"I ran so much that my asscrotch was wet with sweat"
asscrotch by ray hidalgo February 1, 2006

asscroachment 

The phenomenon that occurs when an overly large person sits next to you on a bus, train, or plane and their ass flows under the armrest into your seating area.
God, that flight was absolutely miserable; not only was it a small plane, but that big girl next to me was totally guilty of asscroachment since half of her butt cheek was in my seat.

Don't some airlines charge obese people for two seats to avoid asscroachment on other paying passengers.

asscratchedly

1. To be in ones state of scratching-ass

2. Urban slang for butter pecan ice cream
1. When your butt just can’t stop itching and it feels superb. “Im asscratchedly right now, and it is amazing.”

2. Do you want some asscratchedly ice cream
asscratchedly by ezp12345 February 10, 2020
This is when your Sascrotch travels all the back to your ass, making it now the Asscrotch!
She used to only have a Sascrotch but it grew, so now she as an Asscrotch!
Asscrotch by MsMousie December 27, 2020
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