assburning 

When you eat any sort of spicy food and your asshole erupts into flame.

Dude I had a totally assburning experience at taco johns

assburning by Carlos the dinglefart November 19, 2015

assturbing 

When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.

I was trying to do my work and that kid was assturbing me.

assturbing by Brian's dad September 27, 2005

assrunning 

In an wordFPS game, killing an enemy player from behind, often after some following. Since the enemy does not know about the threat and thus becames an easy prey. Considered as lame behavior.

Stop assrunning and start to play, wordnoob!

assrunning by Clockmaster June 5, 2003

Assbusting 

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

Assbusting by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010

assurming 

just assurm it

"Hey, what does assurming mean?"
"Idk assurm it"

assurming by Joes DADA February 5, 2024