It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.
The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.
Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009
by assburgersyndromepatient January 27, 2009
by pyrosef August 13, 2008
A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.
by keldard May 31, 2020
A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner
No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome
by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016
Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!
by Mudnanner February 2, 2017
False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.
Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass
Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass
Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023