Assbait 

A person who thinking about messing with underage girls/boys.

"Yo, she's young, leave her alone or you will be assbait in jail".

Assbait by ShumbaMan75 October 20, 2008

Assbait 

A person who's thinking about fucking underage girls/boys and is being warned if they do, they will go to jail and be passed around like someone's bitch.

"He's going to jail for fucking that 14yr girl, and he is assbait when he goes in".

Assbait by ShumbaMan75 October 21, 2008

Assbath 

ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"

SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"

Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019

assblitz

When someone sits on another’s face and the voluminous ass cheeks fully engulf that person's head.

That chick’s bunnies gave me the best assblitz of my life.

assblitz by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy

you assbitcher

assbitcher by mboy321 April 28, 2016

son of an assbitch 

A derogatory term, which denotes that one's father is a homosexual, and happens to be the catcher.

"Hey man, lemme get some of your tater tots."

"Fuck off, you sorry son of an assbitch."

son of an assbitch by mcklucker October 8, 2007

Assbitch 

Someone who is whiny, annoying, self-centered, and generally just a jerk; can describe a male or female, but it's funnier when it's a guy.

"Taro can be a real assbitch sometimes."

Assbitch by HomicidaLxFisH October 20, 2004