Assacre

Commonly a miserable experience, an assacre is like a massacre but with shit. It also takes hours of wiping, and definitely not a fun experience at all.

Oh damn, Tacobell wasn't a very good idea, I think I'm gonna have an assacre The

bathroom is gonna look like Willy Wonka's chocolate river when I'm done in there.

by Aqua August 09, 2016

assacre

Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.

Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 12, 2007

assacre

Having diarrhea and stinking up the bathroom.

Don't go in there. There's been an assacre.

by What about ME? May 27, 2005

Texas Assacre

When your done fornicating with a female and you end her life

right after i got dont with my ex, i pulled a texas assacre and ended that broad

by dapanda6666 January 16, 2010

Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.

I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.

by C.I.C April 25, 2009

Assacre

What happened when a bathroom is especially messed up after a bowel movement. Normally used to describe the condition the bathroom was left in by a third-party.

The feces dripping from the ceiling was proof positive that someone had an assacre in the bathroom.

by reggiebags February 19, 2018