Asswhoop
Jamie and Ana are the type of girls that I want to asswhoop so bad that I almost bust a nut just by looking at them.
Asswhoop by ZaddyShango April 12, 2021
Words you can keep
asswhooper
1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.
asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004
Related Words
Can of Ass Whoop
Can of Ass Whoop by The_Mothafuckin_Man January 3, 2009
Asswhoopery
Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.
Asswhoopery by Praxist January 20, 2010
Asshoop
The act of playing basketball while butt naked.
Also referred to as Sphincter Scrimmage in Central Europe and Nude Narkies in Southwest Asia and Australia
Also referred to as Sphincter Scrimmage in Central Europe and Nude Narkies in Southwest Asia and Australia
Hey Josh, wanna go to the park to asshoop later?
"Dude, that was such a crazy game of asshoop Yesterday"
"Yeah, we should do that again sometime"
"Dude, that was such a crazy game of asshoop Yesterday"
"Yeah, we should do that again sometime"
Asshoop by Assketballislyf August 21, 2015
asswhoopinworthy
asswhoopinworthy by TheSpacedCowboy August 11, 2016
jasper county asswhooping
Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
jasper county asswhooping by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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