Asswhoop

To take a woman from the backside. Doggystyle.

Jamie and Ana are the type of girls that I want to asswhoop so bad that I almost bust a nut just by looking at them.

by ZaddyShango April 12, 2021

asswhooper

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar

1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.

by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

Can of Ass Whoop

The thing i'mma pull out on you, mothafucka

I told that bitch that I was gonna pull out a can of ass whoop on him if he didnt shut up.

by The_Mothafuckin_Man January 3, 2009

Asswhoopery

The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.

Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.

by Praxist January 20, 2010

Asshoop

The act of playing basketball while butt naked.

Also referred to as Sphincter Scrimmage in Central Europe and Nude Narkies in Southwest Asia and Australia

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park to asshoop later?

"Dude, that was such a crazy game of asshoop Yesterday"
"Yeah, we should do that again sometime"

by Assketballislyf August 21, 2015

asswhoopinworthy

When someone does something so infuriating that breaking the law is the last thing on your mind.

My kid hit me in the face with a rock. This is so asswhoopinworthy!

by TheSpacedCowboy August 11, 2016

jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.

Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping

by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022