A rare but potent STD contracted from having buttsex with cats. Most noticeable symptoms are brown curly hair, small tittys, a bad smell and strangely colored pubic hair. (such as polkadots)
by nicandjon February 8, 2006
Get the AssCats mug.People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008
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Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.
by Lubrato April 12, 2010
Get the Escape from Asscatraz mug.Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.
2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are
Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
by Expane October 27, 2005
Get the asshats mug.Any person that does something incredibly stupid. ie: dumping bong water all over your friends bed.
See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone
See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone
"Oh! I'm always the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
"Meow, I'm always the asscat..."
"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
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"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"
by Joe Beano & Sticky December 11, 2003
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The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.
If you do you are a close minded asshat.
(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
If you do you are a close minded asshat.
(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
by DenTheHalfNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010
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