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Asshats
People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
Asshats by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008
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Escape from Asscatraz
Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.
Escape from Asscatraz by Lubrato April 12, 2010
asshats
Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.
2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Asscat
Any person that does something incredibly stupid. ie: dumping bong water all over your friends bed.
See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone
See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone
"Oh! I'm always the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
"Meow, I'm always the asscat..."
"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
"Meow, I'm always the asscat..."
"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"
Asscat by Joe Beano & Sticky December 11, 2003
assvats
assvats by narahc hater October 21, 2021
Close Minded Asshats
The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.
If you do you are a close minded asshat.
(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
If you do you are a close minded asshat.
(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
Close Minded Asshats by DenTheHalfNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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