Definitions by nicandjon

AssCats 

A rare but potent STD contracted from having buttsex with cats. Most noticeable symptoms are brown curly hair, small tittys, a bad smell and strangely colored pubic hair. (such as polkadots)

-Dude, that chick is one fine mamajamba.
-Yo stay away from her man, Bitch got asscats!

AssCats by nicandjon February 8, 2006

Brunhilda 

A large, disgusting, dangerous white girl (preferably German) who loves sex and likes to manhandle unsuspecting white males.
Beware: interaction with a Brunhilda can often result in blue ring around the tip of one's penis.

-Dude, Kyle, that chick last night was such a Brunhilda!
-I know, I'm so ashamed of myself. Can we just catch the bus home right now? I'll even pay for your fare. I don't remember anything, but My dick is really sore right now.

Brunhilda by nicandjon February 1, 2006