Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.

" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"

Ass-squatch by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007

Assquatch 

A hairy ass. Jungle ass.

I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.

Assquatch by Q dogg March 4, 2017

assquatch 

An unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.

Goddamn that Ron Inkleman's an assquatch!

assquatch by Ron Inkleman March 18, 2008

assquatch 

A person, typically male, who has more hair on his ass than on his head. An assquatch can also be a person with an unusually hairy ass.

Cover your butt you freakin assquatch.

assquatch by Hollywood Texas January 22, 2010

assquatch 

The name of the hairy wad the ends up between your butt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower.

Ladies...do you ever get that annoying wad of hair between your butt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower? Its name is assquatch. It is very frightening.

assquatch by adabrid August 19, 2013

Assquatch 

A really hairy ass.

Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?

Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.

Assquatch by akendall October 6, 2009

Assquatch 

A person who is such a colosal ass-hole, its nearly mythical.

Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!

Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch

Assquatch by Marky-c January 1, 2013