Ass-Spackle 

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.

Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.

Ass-Spackle by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Ass-Spackle 

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.

That plumber needs some ass-spackle.

Ass-Spackle by Slice January 29, 2003

Ass-spackle 

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

Ass-spackle by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

Ass Spackle 

When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.

Did you just shit? Know thats my ass spackle.

Ass Spackle by David Love May 18, 2008

ass spackle 

To fill an ass with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the ass.

Dude, that chick has a huge ass, I think she needs some ass spackle.

ass spackle by Daviel April 29, 2008

Spackle Ass 

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.

I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.

Spackle Ass by SweetBill December 28, 2005

ass spankled 

when someone beats you in a fight and you dont do anything about it but cry or tell

i ass spankled john yesterday that little bitch cryed through the whole ass spankling

ass spankled by ass spankler June 12, 2009