Poo with the consistency and properties of
spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your
ass like it is trying to patch up your
butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick
shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze
Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
