Ass-ron 

Fourth of six levels of Ass.
A way of one-upping someone using the term "Ass-mat"

"You Ass-mat."
"Ass-ron!"

Ass-ron by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey 

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey by Jeremy December 23, 2004

assron

When you can't figure out if someone is an asshole, or a moron, you call them an assron.

From Slashdot:


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:3, Funny)
by Free the Cowards (1280296) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @05:01AM (#24654613)

So, I'm having trouble figuring this out, and would appreciate some help. Are you an asshole, or just a moron?


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:5, Funny)
by Xiaran (836924) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @07:57AM (#24655399)

Maybe he's a "morhole" or an "assron"... I wanna be an assron.

assron by ma11achy_me October 12, 2008

Assronym 

An acronym that uses the word ass more than once

“Im calling the ASPCA”
“Ass specialist Patrick candy ass? What’s he going to do? Play with my ass again?”
“It’s not an assronym you idiot, you’re abusing animals!”
“Oh”

Assronym by Bakedsoda August 5, 2025