violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus
Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.
by Griphftor July 5, 2006
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Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.
by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003
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Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012
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