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ass lancing 

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus
Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.
ass lancing by Griphftor July 5, 2006

ass lancing 

Literally to joust someones asshole.
Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.
ass lancing by dwts25 December 7, 2006

Ass Landing 

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
Ass Landing by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga) 

You lying

Used in a Sentence

Bro you lanning
Niggas lanning bruh
Gurl, she a lanner
Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga)

Bro you lanning
Niggas lanning bruh
Gurl, she a lanner

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026