Ass-lancing 

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

Ass-lancing by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

ass lancing 

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

ass lancing by Griphftor July 5, 2006

ass lancing 

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

ass lancing by dwts25 December 7, 2006

Ass Landing 

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.

Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."

Ass Landing by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga) 

You lying

Used in a Sentence

Bro you lanning
Niggas lanning bruh
Gurl, she a lanner

Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga)

Bro you lanning
Niggas lanning bruh
Gurl, she a lanner

Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga) by Eksemytaliana November 28, 2024