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Ass shock 

Effectively the same meaning as kick in the pants
That one employee has been slacking off lately. I'm gonna hafta give him an ass shock
Ass shock by The Doc75 May 24, 2017

Ass-ter Shock 

The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.
Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock

Or...

Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
Ass-ter Shock by The Brown Fox January 16, 2013

After shock ass 

The slow motion movements of ass cheeks after a spanking
Dani spanks Az again while mc drools at her after shock ass.
After shock ass by Dani2020 November 20, 2020

ass shack 

Top definition: a brothel (whore house)
Hey man, I’m headed to the ass shack later. Can I borrow $200?
ass shack by Fifthbeetle August 17, 2019

Ass Shacked 

see, Butt Housed.
Walter: I feel like shit, me and Frank got completely Ass Shacked last night.
Ass Shacked by Luciferrodeo February 12, 2009

ass shackled

Randal. It is time for me to cram my pork sword in your winking stinker! Oh how much I love to be ass shackled with you Greg!
ass shackled by MyClam November 26, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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