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Ass-Person 

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Using 'Ass' as a self-reference.
Most people speak in First-Person

"Joe, where are you going"

Joe: "I'm going to the store"

Assholes speak in the Third-Person:

"Biff, where are you going?"

Biff: "Biff's going to the store".

Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:

"Cletus, where are you going?"

Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"
Ass-Person by KangKang October 26, 2009
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Goofy ass person

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A stupid ass person who is Goofy af💀the skull is very often used for a Goofy ass person
Look at this Goofy ahh person 💀
Goofy ass person
Goofy ass person by Mr.sv33/\/ June 18, 2022
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Related Words
Ass-Person • Goofy ass person • grown ass person • Half ass person • Bitch ass little person syndrome • a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn • National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day • Asspergonchiliosous • ass • ass pirate

grown ass person 

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Anyone out of high school,who shouldn't care about such things as prep or goth social classes.
the world would be much happier if everyone seventeen and older was agrown ass person.
grown ass person by Ashley snell April 3, 2005
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Half ass person 

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Someone who only gives half effort and expects you to give all effort
He/she is a half ass person in the relationship
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Goofy ass person

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A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent
'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'
Goofy ass person by HopefullyGood November 20, 2022
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Bitch ass little person syndrome 

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Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch
Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome
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National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day 

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August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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