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N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.
Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.
Ass-Off by Big Saxy July 26, 2017

ass-off laugh 

laugh hearty enough to separate ass from body
"Oh shit Peechi! You hitting tha door was ass-off laugh funny!!" squealed Monika.

"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.
ass-off laugh by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

lmao my ass off

Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.
Person 1: yo that joke was funny af lmao my ass off
Person 2: You're an actual idiot.

laugh my ass off 

Laugh my ass off Something so funny, it will make you laugh so hard your ass falls off.
That shit is so funny, I laugh my ass off!

Freezing my ass off 

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.
I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

laugh your ass off 

laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting
When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.
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