ass groove

A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.

Don't sit in my ass groove! You'll mess it up.

ass groove by kelly September 12, 2003

Ass groove

See Butt Marks

Ass grooves were left from sitting on the coach all day.

Ass groove by dwayne May 12, 2004

smack ass groovy 

(1)something that is awesome on epic levels.
(2)someone or something that is sexy and cool.

meaning 1 example
Matt: hey Jordan check out that Ford Mustang.
Jordan: that is smack ass groovy.
meaning 2 example
Jordan:what do you think about that girl over there.
Matt: she is definitely smack ass groovy.

smack ass groovy by TheSexyNinja December 14, 2010

ass groomer

A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.

Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!

ass groomer by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009