Ass confetti

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

ass confetti

When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.

"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."

by Potamus July 28, 2006

ass confetti

The act of having explosive diarrhea at work.

OMG, before I could pee this morning, Brandon had already dropped some ass confetti!

by beezkneez89 November 12, 2011

Ass-Confetti

An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.

During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.

by Nixtime March 23, 2017