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An ass app is terminology commonly used by graphic designers when having to urgently create something from scratch or figuratively 'pull it out of your ass.'
Client: "Oh, we love the ad campaign but would like to make a few changes. Could you change the photo, rewrite the copy and have it to the publisher in an hour?"
Graphic Designer: "Sure! No problem. Let me use my ass app and I'll have that ready in a jiffy!"
Ass app by stdraege October 19, 2011
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Ass Appled 

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.
Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?
Ass Appled by God Left Us May 6, 2019

ass apples 

roids so big they look like a grove of apples
that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples
ass apples by tnxanadu April 18, 2005

Ass apple 

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
Ass apple by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

fat ass appreciation day 

on july 13 we take our friends with fat asses and celebrate them. we all strive to be like them so why not take a day to appreciate them
is tomorrow july 13?
HELL YA ITS FAT ASS APPRECIATION DAY

ass apprehension 

is the fear that every guy expieriences when he is about to insert a finger, his cock, or any other object into a girls ass. the girl is usually looking in the other direction due to being in the 69 position or just bent over . the man will have a river of emotions rushing through his mind ...my god will she attack me...scream at me end the session or just look at me in disgust. once the guy sifts through this phase he will put his fears aside and begin the process of reaming out her anal cavity not caring of any consequences.
as lisa was working my fleshy pole i noticed her ass in very close proximity to me. i looked around the room saw the bottle an thought this could fit. as i kicked the idea around for a minute or two i decided ya know lisa is a whore an would most likely love this bottle inserted in her puckered ass . so i proceeded to impale her ass with the bottle .....she didnt mind even encouraged it ass apprehension
ass apprehension by tommy tissue September 9, 2011

ass appled 

Bob Higman got ass appled out of eating lunch because he forgot his wallet, what a douche.
ass appled by b.nana January 3, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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