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To walk ones ass home.

Created by Ben on Real Life Radio
ass-walk by The Admiral July 2, 2003

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY 

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.
When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

fat ass walk

Son: dad can you pick me up from school
Dad: ha better walk
Son: hell nah that's a fat ass walk
fat ass walk by Chris T Brown March 18, 2016

goofy ass walk 

goofy ass walk is a goofy ass walk
Person a:Walking

Person b:*plays goofy ass walk*
goofy ass walk by TiborRoblox June 10, 2022

ass jiggle walk 

A girl with a bubble butt who's ass jiggles excessively when she walks.

buttocks ass butt booty jiggle buns cheeks
That girl in front of us wearing the yoga pants is doing the ass jiggle walk - it looks like 2 cats fighting inside a burlap bag!
ass jiggle walk by InYoAssHo August 24, 2016

stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry 

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back
i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week
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