Ass Speelonker 

A butt pirate.

Chuck is a real butt-fucking ass speelonker!

Ass Speelonker by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Ass Speelonker 

One who chooses to explore through anus at thier will....weird

Chez is an Ass Speelonker

Ass Speelonker by Tony February 22, 2003

ass spelunker 

an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"

ass spelunker by Anonymous August 1, 2003

ass spelunker 

1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.
2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.

1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.

ass spelunker by Ragefist November 17, 2002

ass spelunker 

An ass is somebody's bottom or more specifically in this case an anus.
A spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.
Therefore, an Ass Spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an anus.

In South Park Terrance and Phillip call eachother Ass Spelunkers.
You love to fuck suzie in the butt, you ass spelunker!!!

ass spelunker by acarmizzle April 5, 2007

ass-spelunkers 

One man who enjoys hopping and leaping atop another man's ass for long periods of time.

Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunkers.

ass-spelunkers by alerish March 2, 2003

ass-spelunkers 

ass fuckers

ass-spelunkers by Anonymous March 29, 2003