Ass pubes

The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.

I shaved my ass pubes, now my browneye is bleeding.

by Fatty McFatfat November 10, 2003

Ass pubes

Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.

She wanted anal, but I wouldn't do it because she had ass pubes.

by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010

Ass Pube

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.

Dude, she only weighs 220 pounds, stop being an Ass Pube and take one for the team!

by Mr HJL January 20, 2008

Ass Pube

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)

Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!

Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.

by Mr HJL January 9, 2009

braided ass pubes

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

ass pube net

When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.

My borther never wipes after going poopy. You should see his ass pube net.

by spikeboy April 19, 2004

crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018