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Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty
person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes
by Ea, lord of depths August 05, 2018
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