ass gnome

midget born through someones ass

"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"

by fatboy August 30, 2003

ass gnome

a gnome that resides inside of someones ass

there is an ass gnome

in my ass

by Some Lazy-Ass Cracker May 26, 2009

ass gnomes

short person who likes crawling into peoples asses.

Shut up you ass gnome.

Note: qiut handy if you cant wipe your own ass

by Fusion September 19, 2003

ass gnome

A gay sex lover. One who likes taking it in the butt.

Damn, that fudge packer is a total ass gnome

by Brettc July 11, 2006

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

Ass in a Gnome Hat

A phrase coined by a deviant on DeviantART, used as a synonym for the popular heart emoticon, <3.

"I Ass in a Gnome Hat you."

by The Urban Scribe August 04, 2005