used as a form of initiation when your naked ass is dragged over a rough carpet; usually resulting in a bloody ass and scars for life; also the inability to sit

"the ass drag made me cry for hours"

ass drag by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

ass-drag

A real grueling, boring, tiring, and tedious task or situation. Derived from the phrase "draggin'(g) ass".

I hate this class. It's such an ass-drag.

ass-drag by RDS December 3, 2005

drag ass

a lazy person. slow person

that dude is a drag ass

drag ass by Anonymous September 3, 2003

drag ass'n

To move or act in a slow, unmotivated manner. Often used to refer to someone who is lazy, or late to a job.

Clyde: What time do they let you in for visiting hours?

David: 10:30

Clyde: They will let ya in here at 10:30 and here you come drag ass'n in here at 11:00.

drag ass'n by Matt "Loondog" Looney January 19, 2009

Drag-Ass (Noun)

Farting in one location and then dragging it over to another.

Dude, that's some bad Drag-Ass (Noun).

Drag-Ass (Noun) by ScrotyMcBoogerBalls May 30, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026