Ass Chapper 

Is essentially someone who is annoying and naggy. These are the people who take the fun out of things or are people who ask a lot of someone else. Most commonly a seen in married women.

Example One: I woke up this morning and my wife had a huge list of shit from me to do! She is a total ass chapper!

Example Two:

Patty: Jason, take out the garbage, paint the fence, do the dishes and then fold the towels
Jason: You're totally chappin my ass right now!

Ass Chapper by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

ass clapper 

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.

WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.

ass clapper by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007

Cleveland Ass Clapper 

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.

Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

Cleveland Ass Clapper by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

hot-ass clapper 

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.

I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.

hot-ass clapper by Livi January 7, 2005

Ass Clapper 130 

The nickname of the AC 130 killstreak in Black Ops and other CoD games.

Player 1: Dude! I almost have my eleventh kill!
Player 2: Oh yeah! Send out the Ass Clapper 130!

Ass Clapper 130 by AC9 April 13, 2011

Ass Chapped 

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

Ass Chapped by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

ass clapper 

stupid white girl; especially skanks and hoes that like to take it up the butt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap fuck.

Yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper.... last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping

ass clapper by assmaniac July 26, 2010