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Sexy, goofy and intelligent. Women think he is very charming. Has a big heart and a bigger penis.
Hey Asqual, where the women at !!
Asqual by Jenavi999 November 23, 2021

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013

Asquared 

The two most amazing amazing girls ever. Both of there names happen to start with an A. They are super cute, and both have a nice ass. They are the life of the party. all the guys want a piece of asquared.
Mike: damn, Asquared just walked in!
Kevin: yeah, the parties here now.
Asquared by YEAHHHBuddeh December 9, 2011
Small ants (1 - 3 mm). Could be black, red or yellow.
La cocina esta llena de asqueles
asquel by odelag December 10, 2010
{The first 'a' is pronounced as in the word 'cat.'}

1. Song on album of the same name, released by the band Jethro Tull in 1971
...a. Name given to a perverted, disgusting bum type character in the song
...b. Referring to the lower class of humans created by man and not a god, representing the badness of the race (3)
...c. Conceptual song attacking the basic structure of religion and society, and how people alienate less fortunate humans, like Aqualung (1a) and "Cross-Eyed Mary," from the album's next song
...d. A term now (c) by Ian Anderson

2. Another name for SCUBA gear
...a. Which make a strange wheezing noise which supposedly represented the sound of Aqualung (1a) breathing
...b. Not in the real dictionary (1d)

3.
...1 In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.
...2 And Man gave unto God a multitude of names,that he might be Lord of all the earth when it was suited to Man
...3 And on the seven millionth day Man rested and did lean heavily on his God and saw that it was good.
...4 And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of others likened unto his kind.
...5 And these lesser men were cast into the void; And some were burned, and some were put apart from their kind.
...6 And Man became the God that he had created and with his miracles did rule over all the earth.
...7 But as all these things came to pass, the Spirit that did cause man to create his God lived on within all men: even within Aqualung.
...8 And man saw it not.
...9 But for Christ's sake he'd better start looking.
"Aqualung? I love that song... clasic."

"People think Aqualung is evil but actually he's just a dirty old man."

"Uh oh. My aqualung is broken. I think I'm going to drown now."
aqualung by Jasmine Rae July 20, 2008
A spanish word meaning Black Cat
My asquelo was in the way of my door
asquelo by A Peron June 14, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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