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Sexy, goofy and intelligent. Women think he is very charming. Has a big heart and a bigger penis.
Hey Asqual, where the women at !!
Asqual by Jenavi999 November 23, 2021

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013

Asquared 

The two most amazing amazing girls ever. Both of there names happen to start with an A. They are super cute, and both have a nice ass. They are the life of the party. all the guys want a piece of asquared.
Mike: damn, Asquared just walked in!
Kevin: yeah, the parties here now.
Asquared by YEAHHHBuddeh December 9, 2011
Small ants (1 - 3 mm). Could be black, red or yellow.
La cocina esta llena de asqueles
asquel by odelag December 10, 2010
{The first 'a' is pronounced as in the word 'cat.'}

1. Song on album of the same name, released by the band Jethro Tull in 1971
...a. Name given to a perverted, disgusting bum type character in the song
...b. Referring to the lower class of humans created by man and not a god, representing the badness of the race (3)
...c. Conceptual song attacking the basic structure of religion and society, and how people alienate less fortunate humans, like Aqualung (1a) and "Cross-Eyed Mary," from the album's next song
...d. A term now (c) by Ian Anderson

2. Another name for SCUBA gear
...a. Which make a strange wheezing noise which supposedly represented the sound of Aqualung (1a) breathing
...b. Not in the real dictionary (1d)

3.
...1 In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.
...2 And Man gave unto God a multitude of names,that he might be Lord of all the earth when it was suited to Man
...3 And on the seven millionth day Man rested and did lean heavily on his God and saw that it was good.
...4 And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of others likened unto his kind.
...5 And these lesser men were cast into the void; And some were burned, and some were put apart from their kind.
...6 And Man became the God that he had created and with his miracles did rule over all the earth.
...7 But as all these things came to pass, the Spirit that did cause man to create his God lived on within all men: even within Aqualung.
...8 And man saw it not.
...9 But for Christ's sake he'd better start looking.
"Aqualung? I love that song... clasic."

"People think Aqualung is evil but actually he's just a dirty old man."

"Uh oh. My aqualung is broken. I think I'm going to drown now."
aqualung by Jasmine Rae July 20, 2008
A spanish word meaning Black Cat
My asquelo was in the way of my door
asquelo by A Peron June 14, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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