Aspur 

The smell of green and growing things, the smell of wet leaves.

When Trayvon came back from the woods, he smelled like aspur and ass.

Aspur by Adylcan June 26, 2018

Asparagussy 

A description of when your urine and/or genitals stink (of course, especially after you've eaten asparagus, but these days used for any awful smell down there.)

A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.

"Urgh, not tonight - unless you shower. You're too asparagussy,"

So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.

Asparagussy by GuitarSteve November 21, 2022

Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."

Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

Aspiring Rapper by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012

AsparDame 

The female version of a Splenda Daddy. When she lacks the funds to be a Sugar Momma but still tries to spoil you.

My AsparDame took me out shopping for new socks and dinner at Applebees. She treats me right.

AsparDame by Herbiekamp December 3, 2018

Aspergatron 

A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.

What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).

Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).

Linux Help Forum:

Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?

Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"

Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."

Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013

Aspartame Daddy 

Not quite rich enough to be a Sugar Daddy.

He only made 60k per year. He wasn't rich enough to be her Sugar Daddy, so the referred to him as her Aspartame Daddy.

Aspartame Daddy by Necromantia April 1, 2016

AspiringABS 

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.

1v1 me AspiringABS

AspiringABS by AspiringABS January 6, 2021