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Asparageese 

will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.
Asparageese by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017
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The noxious smell in urine experienced by most people immediately after consuming asparagus. Studies have shown that while many can’t smell the pungent stench, most do extrude it. This phenomenon is most likely caused by farmers adding sulfur to fertilize their soil. The odor is sometimes accompanied by a neon yellow or green hue.
Person A: Damn, your pee is freakin' reekin'! Did you have asparagus for dinner last night?

Person B: Yes, I have asparapee.
Asparapee by RobDnet May 25, 2007
The odorous urine produced by eating asparagus.
"I totally forgot what I had for dinner until I caught a whiff of my asparapee later!"
asparapee by Birbo May 12, 2009