Aspa
Aspa by Anonymous Annabel October 13, 2020
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Asparagus • asparapiss • aspartame • aspa • asparagus head • asparagussy • Aspartame Daddy • Aspasia • aspan • Asparagus body
Aspa Male
An "aspa male", is a male person who show strong affinity to "alpha male behaviour" but who also displays clear signs of Asperger Syndrome.
This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.
Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.
Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.
Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.
Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
"Gee, he sure seemed like a proper alpha when we went to Suzy's party, but o'boy did he mess that up - not being a gent, standing to close to the ladies and going on about himself like a damn aspa male! Can't he read a room!?"
"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
Aspa Male by Piké Troll February 3, 2025
Asparagussy
A description of when your urine and/or genitals stink (of course, especially after you've eaten asparagus, but these days used for any awful smell down there.)
A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.
A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.
"Urgh, not tonight - unless you shower. You're too asparagussy,"
So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.
So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.
Asparagussy by GuitarSteve November 21, 2022
AsparDame
The female version of a Splenda Daddy. When she lacks the funds to be a Sugar Momma but still tries to spoil you.
AsparDame by Herbiekamp December 3, 2018
Aspartame Daddy
He only made 60k per year. He wasn't rich enough to be her Sugar Daddy, so the referred to him as her Aspartame Daddy.
Aspartame Daddy by Necromantia April 1, 2016
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Asparagussy
Asparagussy is a nickname. We usually shortened it to Gus.
Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.
Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.
Remember that girl we called Gus, short for Asparagussy?
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.
Asparagussy by AM-VA August 30, 2023
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