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Bro you just pulled asoham
Asoham by Chico mogger November 1, 2025
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asshamster 

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees
bob is an asshamster
asshamster by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008
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The charm used in Harry Potter to unlock locked items. (doors, boxes, etc.)
"Oh man, the door is locked!"
"Alohamora!"
"It's open! That's awesome!"
Alohamora by animagus29 February 28, 2010

asshamster 

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.
John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.
asshamster by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003
If someone is being called Ashams SA by another person its to encourage them and make them know they are awesome.
Hey you are strong as an Ashams SA.
Or
Ni oru Ashams thanne
Ashams SA by Ashams SA November 24, 2021
How you feel after you masturbate.
"You should be ashamed of yourself, young man!"-Your mom
ashamed by cccccombobreaker June 10, 2013

asshamper 

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible
your a walking asshamper
asshamper by clarky17 July 15, 2010
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