Perfection, everything every man dreams of having. The absolute most goregous,beautiful girl to ever walk the face of this universe. Model status. Cheerleading beauty,she has every girls dream body. You'd think shes plastic. Real life Barbie? Possibly. Doesn't start drama with anyone unless they ask for it. Sweetest little girl you'll ever meet. Smart,but has a bubbly attitude. Most cheerful,helpful person I've ever witnessed. Body so tight for her age,waist so little but ass so big,perkiest titties ever. Gorgoues real long hair. Biggest puppy dog eyes ever. Skin flawless. If ever your reading this & catch this girl,don't let her go. Beautiful imagination,perfect friend. Will willingly sacrifice her own happiness for those she loves. Cutest little giggle. If she promises you the world,you'll get it. From Toms River East where she was adored, unlike any other girl you'll ever find,& I promise you that,the perfect little angel herself Ashley. My God,bless the man who has her. Luckiest SOB alive.

Ashley Nicole Russo is honestly a living,breathing Barbie Doll, what I would do to have her.

Ashley Nicole Russo by Everyguyinthewholeentireworld August 25, 2011

ashley nichole

baddass mofo who doesnt like homie hoppers,

generaly a happy kid
she likes to work the corner, cheap
runs about $5

hi! im ashley nichole i dont like hot coco!

ohhhh dannnnnyyyyyy!

ashley nichole by heartshapedglasses December 28, 2010

Ashley nd Tori

the best couple in the world. i Ashley Moore love Tori Cline for the rest of muh lyf. she is muh one n onli n i culd never picture muhself wit anothr person. shes muh bae muh baby muh evrrthing all n one. i plan on marrying her sumtym soon. mwah. i love yu baby.

Ashley Moore loves Tori Cline which makes Ashley nd Tori

Ashley nd Tori by toriswife18 January 14, 2010

Ashley Narvaez Calderon

The most beautiful, sweetest girl in the world who has the biggest heart and personality, she is the best lover and knows how to make you happy, she also is the best girlfriend you could ask for and is super loyal and has a ex bf who she will always love no matter what

Ashley Narvaez Calderon has a dog names chico

Ashley Narvaez Calderon by Ashley Narvaez Calderon November 19, 2020

Ashley Nenguke

Ashley Nenguke is a wonderful specimen. She is massive I love her to bits. Rumour has it she has a very large Willy. You should always marry an Ashley when you find her, because trust me she’s a keeper, she takes up the goal ;).

Ashley Nenguke

Ashley Nenguke by kanea1312 January 31, 2021

ashley nicolas

ashley nicolas is the best girl! she is the sweetest and kindest, and also the funniest girl to exist! she makes me so happy and i love being with her, having her presence around can light up the whole world, shes truly the best gift god can give to anyone, how come she is so precious? i love her so much and if only i could give her a trillion hugs i totally would, she is my forever moon and my forever mahal!

ashley nicolas is a sweetheart

ashley nicolas by anonymous October 24, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026