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Ascot Push 

One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.
The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.
Ascot Push by Ascot1111 February 15, 2023

Pull a Scott Cawthon 

To release a game earlier than the planned release date.
Call of Duty 4 was due to be released in June, but they just had to pull a Scott Cawthon and release it in May.
Pull a Scott Cawthon by JingleFairy September 30, 2016
A name carried by a long lineage of legendary thinkers, crafts folk, nobles and badass visionaries. You would think that carrying such status would go to ones head, but not an Arscott. They remain kind, generous, funny and more often that not, they’re incredibly good looking. When you find yourself in the presence of an Arscott, remember to take a deep breath, remain calm and enjoy immercing yourself in the wisdom they will undoubtedly share.
“There’s something different about Gina, what happened?” “Oh, she met an Arscott, she’s so wise now! Lucky thing!”
Arscott by Hedge-Dweller January 4, 2018

Richard’s Ascot 

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where the residual elastic band remains at the base of the shaft with some excess latex flapping in the breeze.
Oh shit babe, I’m so sorry. The condom broke...but, hey, check out this Richard’s Ascot.”

“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”

Ascot International School 

Pulling a Scott West 

Running around flailing your arms above your head screaming out "I'm on Fire" while being completely engulfed in flames.

Also known as the natural reaction to being set on fire.
News anchor: "The girl who was on fire ran into the house screaming I'm on Fire!"
Seth(watching the news): "That girl was totally Pulling a Scott West."
Pulling a Scott West by Sleepsnaked September 30, 2014