Asbestian

Someone who THINKS they are qualified to check for asbestos and other harmful toxins.

"Oh look... (knocking on the wall) I think there's asbestos in this wall. Only an asbestian would know this".

by RiessaBri April 22, 2010

Asbestorant

A restaurant that specializes in serving asbestos

Come down to the Asbestorant! We serve the best asbestos in the westos!

by Werrywit January 14, 2023

aubesian

"There is a device <centaurs> use <to wipe themselves in the bathroom>, it's called an aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth." --Saturday Night Live, "Centaur Job Interview," 5/19/01

Cheiron, do you want to go with me to Aubesians & Such? There's one on 57th Street.

by DavidK93 May 8, 2004

Abestine

The act of fiddling with one’s cock and or balls in a painful manner reminiscent of cock and ball torture CBT

Dude I love it when I go home and I can sit down and abestine

by Doctorfiddlenutz October 14, 2025

Will Asbedian

Has a very large neck and sucks at fortnite. Also he plays for the gay state gaykers.

Will Asbedian looks like a giraffe

by lsdahjlg November 20, 2018