Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.

"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."

by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023

asad shan

Asad Shan means lions pride in Arabic

Asad Shan is a British model, actor and tv presenter. He won the title of Mr Asia UK and once received a letter written in blood from a fan

Asad Shan is a cool guy. Asad Shan is peng

by Sophia911 January 10, 2021

a sad song with a few wrong notes

basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"

Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes

by Uh What July 1, 2021

Pack a sad

New Zealand slang. Meaning 'To throw a tantrum'

Oi dont do that or she'll pack a sad.

by Kiwiboy August 21, 2006

crack a sad

Have a big sulk because things aren't going your way, or generally throw your toys out the pram, sook. General displeasure.

Often followed by the need to call a waaambulance.

Mark was forced to crack a sad when he came home to find out someone had eaten all his Crunchy Nut.

His computer cracked a sad when he tried to play Crysis on the highest settings

by redsky December 22, 2008

cracking a sad

(Australian lingo)

To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.

This joey is cracking a sad!

Don't crack a sad!

(Also said as, "chuck a sad.")

by sunshineme June 19, 2009

a sad childhood

someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood

A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood

Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*

by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 25, 2018