what's happening to all organisations working in the UK creative sector under the tory government, as a result of the spending review, and a government that doesn't appear to give a shit about the arts.
person 1: "so are you guys going to be touring any new shows this year?"
person 2: "touring shows? we can't even afford to pay ourselves since our funding was cut"
person 1: "shit, did they screw you over badly with the cutbacks?"
person 2: "mate, we got severely fucked up the artshole"
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.