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Artsomnia

When you can’t sleep because all you can think of is “Whistler’s Mother,” you have artsomnia!
I had such bad artsomnia that I had to break out my water colors at 2 am.
by I need a price January 6, 2020
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Awesomnia

Being unable to sleep due to the sheer Awesomeness of an experience or event etc
"Man, after that amazing film I had awesomnia for a like, a week!"
by Kdapro December 10, 2009
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Fartsomnia

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia
I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.
by The JBB July 15, 2009
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awesomniac

A person who can not stop being awesome. No matter how hard they try to be corny or retarded they are perceived by others as being awesome. Antonyms include cornball, dork, and retard.
Al wore a Pink Floyd t-shirt to a rap concert but he was an awesomniac so he didn't get his ass kicked.
by Al Ben July 6, 2008
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Awesomnia

The awesome stuff you manage to find on the internets when insomnia kicks in.
Billy: I was really bored and couldn't sleep last night, then I found this cool article about these sixth graders getting it on during class.

Johnny: Hey cool, that's some awesomnia to add to the books!
by IndigoSyncrasy February 23, 2009
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Arksomnia

When you stay up waaaayyy too late defending your base in Ark Survival Evolved.
I stayed up an extra 7 hours after I felt tired defending. I swear I have Arksomnia now
by Numic December 19, 2020
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Arksomnia

When you stay up waaayyy too late defending your base in Ark Survival Evolved.
Dude, I stayed up 7 hours after I normally go to sleep because I needed to defend the base. I swear I got Arksomnia
by Numic December 19, 2020
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