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artiste

A pretentious individual whose art (usually terrible, overly-wordy poetry, but can apply to paintings, prose, etc.) no one "gets".

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Ugh, that guy's back again for another reading of his lame poetry. What an artiste.
by sabby December 23, 2004
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Artiste

This word is used in Algeria to describe a person's physical appearence who has nothing to do with art. It is usually followed by a bunch of 4's.
Him: *Wears a suit*
Friends: Sahbi artiste 444
by jacobiii August 26, 2019
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Artiste

French term for a person trained person trained in the art of fellacio.
He was just a high class Artiste from Paris.
by Alfaduetto April 18, 2025
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L'Artiste

1. Nickname of former NHLer Alexei Kovalev, given by Montreal Canadiens fans during his tenure there, due to his superior stickhandling and skating skills.

2. Someone who pulls off a stunning feat of dexterity, agility, athleticism, gaming skill, etc., whether intended or accidental.
1. Did you you see that sick-ass goal L'Artiste buried the other night?

2. Party Guy 1: "Check this shit out, dude. You will never witness another beer pong shot like this in your life. I'm callin' it... Off the table, off the wall, off Mark's head, off that girl's bigass left titty and in the cup..... YESSSS!!!"

Party Guy 2: "Holy shit!! Fucking L'Artiste in the house!"
by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011
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Les-Artiste

Les-Artiste is the most amazing tumblr on planet earth.
It is run by a guy called Joe. He is so perfect, and dayum attrictive ;)

I don't even know him in real life but i love him and you'll love him to.

His so perfect words can't describe him. He needs to be a model.
Vogue should do an article about him and his amazing blog.

iloveyou.iloveyou.ilove.you
he.is.perfection.
les-artiste.tumblr.com
by iloveles-artiste October 21, 2011
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photo artiste

a person who takes part in a photo session; a person who is photographed.
You are a good photo artiste. You always come out well in photographs.
by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010
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VERSIFY DE ARTISTE

by Bookworm's December 24, 2018
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