bogan

A shit that hits the bottom of the toilet before it comes out your asshole.

If you take lots of laxcitives you'll be shitting out bogans all day.

by sabby May 26, 2006

artiste

A pretentious individual whose art (usually terrible, overly-wordy poetry, but can apply to paintings, prose, etc.) no one "gets".

See tortured artist

Ugh, that guy's back again for another reading of his lame poetry. What an artiste.

by sabby December 23, 2004