artiste
A pretentious individual whose art (usually terrible, overly-wordy poetry, but can apply to paintings, prose, etc.) no one "gets".
See tortured artist
See tortured artist
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Artiste
Artiste by Alfaduetto April 18, 2025
L'Artiste
1. Nickname of former NHLer Alexei Kovalev, given by Montreal Canadiens fans during his tenure there, due to his superior stickhandling and skating skills.
2. Someone who pulls off a stunning feat of dexterity, agility, athleticism, gaming skill, etc., whether intended or accidental.
2. Someone who pulls off a stunning feat of dexterity, agility, athleticism, gaming skill, etc., whether intended or accidental.
1. Did you you see that sick-ass goal L'Artiste buried the other night?
2. Party Guy 1: "Check this shit out, dude. You will never witness another beer pong shot like this in your life. I'm callin' it... Off the table, off the wall, off Mark's head, off that girl's bigass left titty and in the cup..... YESSSS!!!"
Party Guy 2: "Holy shit!! Fucking L'Artiste in the house!"
2. Party Guy 1: "Check this shit out, dude. You will never witness another beer pong shot like this in your life. I'm callin' it... Off the table, off the wall, off Mark's head, off that girl's bigass left titty and in the cup..... YESSSS!!!"
Party Guy 2: "Holy shit!! Fucking L'Artiste in the house!"
Les-Artiste
Les-Artiste is the most amazing tumblr on planet earth.
It is run by a guy called Joe. He is so perfect, and dayum attrictive ;)
I don't even know him in real life but i love him and you'll love him to.
His so perfect words can't describe him. He needs to be a model.
Vogue should do an article about him and his amazing blog.
iloveyou.iloveyou.ilove.you
he.is.perfection.
It is run by a guy called Joe. He is so perfect, and dayum attrictive ;)
I don't even know him in real life but i love him and you'll love him to.
His so perfect words can't describe him. He needs to be a model.
Vogue should do an article about him and his amazing blog.
iloveyou.iloveyou.ilove.you
he.is.perfection.
Les-Artiste by iloveles-artiste October 21, 2011
photo artiste
photo artiste by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010
VERSIFY DE ARTISTE
VERSIFY DE ARTISTE by Bookworm's December 24, 2018
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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