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Aretese is the most beautiful person in the world. They’re understanding, loving, kind, sexy, and caring. Artese may be quiet in the beginning but, after a little while they’ll open up. And when they do you’ll never, ever, ever, regret meeting them.
“Artese went to the store”
“Artese should go bald”
“Artese has some nice lips”
Artese by Mharvv November 13, 2023
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Ron Artest 

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.
Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!
Ron Artest by brandon November 20, 2004
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Artest Mode 

Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
Artest Mode by Faeomm December 8, 2010
to make bold statements without any evidence to back them up
Stop Artest'ing the facts. Shut up.
artest by anon232 August 31, 2008

Ron Artest 

To totally flip out and start beating on people, especially pasty white guys.
*bump*
"oh sorry about that"
"RON ARTEST,!"*flips out*
"OH GOD!"
Ron Artest by David Stern December 17, 2004

Artesticle 

When a person has a great sudden urge to draw creatively, which only lasts a few seconds. This urge comes and goes and never remains.
“I’m feeling artesticle right now. Give me an A3 I have the pencils”
A bot that only exists when you see him In person, when he isn't with you he is not real. Smokes weed on Goat Hill everyday and sends you snap vids of him chucking massive clouds. Always drinks too much. you know he is going to throw up because he turns green and disappears for a while. and then he sleeps on a concrete floor with the sleeping bag he has with him at all times. Sells digital clocks he buys from Asia. says "so aids" and "so Cancer"
girl: who is that bot smoking weed on Goat hill
girl 2: thats Artsem he is not real

Artsem: So aids
Artsem by Bot Artsem June 20, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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