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A bot that only exists when you see him In person, when he isn't with you he is not real. Smokes weed on Goat Hill everyday and sends you snap vids of him chucking massive clouds. Always drinks too much. you know he is going to throw up because he turns green and disappears for a while. and then he sleeps on a concrete floor with the sleeping bag he has with him at all times. Sells digital clocks he buys from Asia. says "so aids" and "so Cancer"
girl: who is that bot smoking weed on Goat hill
girl 2: thats Artsem he is not real

Artsem: So aids
Artsem by Bot Artsem June 20, 2020
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Big dreamer succesful business man and rich AF, pussy slayer
I will never be as succesful as artsem.
artsem by Bitchass Slav April 13, 2017
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One bad ass mother fucker , sexy, has a nice cock and so fucking funny.
girl; whos that guy
boy; yo thats 'artsem' he's one bad ass dude
girl; he's sexy
artsem by antonjohnson696969 November 25, 2018
She’s has a wonderful sense of humor considering she makes people laugh
Curvy usually, big hips and butt... very independent and smart and knows what’s he wants
Can sometimes be annoying but it comes from a place of caring a lot
Known for being very kind and genuine towards others and can’t stand when people are fake
Sometimes clumsy or ditzy
Likes simple things in life and isn’t very materialistic

Can be the most thoughtful/sweet person

Often it is hard for her to trust you at first but once she knows you are down for her you will have her loyalty.... always late to events

Can sometimes be oblivious and innocent so in a way you want to protect her

Arsema is the kind of person you can’t just let go of because you will never find another
Arsema is really the sweetest!!

I know right!
Arsema by belllllsmith June 9, 2018
A very unique and mysterious person. Not very well known. Somewhere from Europe Ukraine/Russia. Shows equal energy and can be your greatest friend or your worst enemy. A kind person who tends to put people infront of himself and that tends to be a killer trait because it can cause him to forget about treating himself. Overall a great person to be around, knows how to shine light on situations that are difficult and can be anything you want him to be. What you see is what you get;)
do you know who artem is?
Artem by Pheonix980 September 10, 2020
A very cold and intimidating person at first, but he’s pretty funny when you get to know him. He’s also a very weird person who likes joking around and messing with people. He’s a pretty good artist, and he loves to play video games; especially FPS. At times, he has this weird bloodlust. He also really likes anime, and used to be such a big Weeb. He also has a bush on top of his head, for hair. He can be both an angel and a demon. He can be quiet and anxious sometimes, but that’s okay. He’s sensitive, but not weak. He’s very strong and scary, but he’s also pretty cute and kind. Under all of his layers, he’s got a heart of gold.
Damn, Artem’s got a huge penis.
Artem by LilacLeaf May 11, 2021

Artemisia 

Artemisia is unforgettable. She's dynamic, visionary and able to make constructive use of freedom. Though she might come off as shy at first, she's a no nonsense rebel and knows how to have fun. She's cool and lifts your head when you're upset and she's the funniest most playful girl to be with. She'll do anything for the people she cares about, stick up for you and listen. It's advised that you don't get on her bad side.
She's absolutely gorgeous inside and out, unbelievably sexy and has vigorous passion not to mention amazing at everything sexual and entertaining. She has a seductive voice, deep alluring eyes, beautiful hair and is a tomboy at heart who craves adventure. She's creative, innovative and naturally talented in the arts. Intelligent and witty but unlike most humble about what she does. She has a deep and inner desire to understand and analyze the world they live in and learn the deeper truths which is why she's so curious She's an independent, sassy, woman who is known for being a heartbreaker and kicking ass. Most often she's misunderstood and has had to deal with issues on her own but still comes out stronger than before. The mystery and unpredictability of her will leave you coming back for more. The more she reveals about herself the more you'll fall in love, but once she's fallen for you. You never go back.
I think I’m in love with Artemisia
Artemisia by memesarehot June 10, 2018
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