The sexiest and shortest girl you'll ever meet. She has the sharpest jawline which she uses to cut a bitch. Don't cross her if you plan on dying anytime soon. But she will have your back regardless even if you are dumb.
A smart-ass that knows every answer in Math class. He's cool and all but a total nerd. But watch out he might be your future boss! Just kidding he probably isn't even gonna try out for college, just gonna be a soundcloud "rapper" livin' in his momma's basement for eternity.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.