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Describing oneself when I am drunk or lazy or cheeky.
You made a whole mess of the party last night with your drunk arsedness.
Arsedness by Mc nesbreen January 10, 2024
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assedness 

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.
I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.
assedness by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.
Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.
half-assedness by K Numen December 13, 2008

Arseness 

a cetain way to call somthing stupid, dumb, retarded.
Ugh, what arseness.
That's so arseness.
Arseness by SkankyWhoreBag October 17, 2008

punk-assedness 

The actual act of an individual who displays punk-ass behavior.
The idiot on our team is displaying his punk-assedness.
punk-assedness by shaggypb September 4, 2012

arsiness 

when people are being arses, similar to dickishness
He hated the arsiness of his friends
arsiness by kalydescope eyes August 3, 2012

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.
Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.
half-assedness by K Numen February 11, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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