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Evidently, emotions or feelings categorized by electricity. Ben's silly word, that isn't even a word. He tries to use it but it is not defined in any dictionary. It's not even archaic. It's not even obsolete. It's simply non-existant.
An urban person or slang user might say, "I would describe my feelings of excitement as ampedness."

Or, "I was so stoked for the show, I would say that I was overwhelmed by incredible ampedness."
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assedness 

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.
I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.
assedness by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.
Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.
half-assedness by K Numen December 13, 2008

punk-assedness 

The actual act of an individual who displays punk-ass behavior.
The idiot on our team is displaying his punk-assedness.
punk-assedness by shaggypb September 4, 2012

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.
Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.
half-assedness by K Numen February 11, 2007

bitch-assedness 

A quality one possesses when he is a bitch-ass.
PFC Mercer, in all his bitch-assedness, failed to knock him out.
bitch-assedness by Gorilladong February 27, 2009
The action when you see a person place or thing that makes Your natural instinct flare up and you can't control the passion,admiration,inspiration,etc. you can go into a panic attack from apeness so don't look so hard(stare) it's bad for health. (Surgeon General AstroStarFighter warning)🙈🙉🙊
"Girl did you see that guy muscle I am also got the APENESS from looking so hard."

"OMG NIKKA stop acting like you got the APENESS."

"Some of you looking at me, must of got the APENESS ooo ah ahh ahh"
Apeness by Amore_Corazon September 23, 2014
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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