ampedness

Evidently, emotions or feelings categorized by electricity. Ben's silly word, that isn't even a word. He tries to use it but it is not defined in any dictionary. It's not even archaic. It's not even obsolete. It's simply non-existant.

An urban person or slang user might say, "I would describe my feelings of excitement as ampedness."

Or, "I was so stoked for the show, I would say that I was overwhelmed by incredible ampedness."

ampedness by Tracy Molly Radsvick McDonald July 27, 2008

assedness 

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

assedness by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.

Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

half-assedness by K Numen December 13, 2008

punk-assedness 

The actual act of an individual who displays punk-ass behavior.

The idiot on our team is displaying his punk-assedness.

punk-assedness by shaggypb September 4, 2012

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.

Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

half-assedness by K Numen February 11, 2007

bitch-assedness 

A quality one possesses when he is a bitch-ass.

PFC Mercer, in all his bitch-assedness, failed to knock him out.

bitch-assedness by Gorilladong February 27, 2009

Apeness

The action when you see a person place or thing that makes Your natural instinct flare up and you can't control the passion,admiration,inspiration,etc. you can go into a panic attack from apeness so don't look so hard(stare) it's bad for health. (Surgeon General AstroStarFighter warning)🙈🙉🙊

"Girl did you see that guy muscle I am also got the APENESS from looking so hard."

"OMG NIKKA stop acting like you got the APENESS."

"Some of you looking at me, must of got the APENESS ooo ah ahh ahh"

Apeness by Amore_Corazon September 23, 2014