Arseburg 

A woman who is moderately slim above the waist but seven tenths of her mass is below the waterline. Dangerous if you cruise by too close without paying attention.

I met this pretty girl working at the papershop today, but when she turned away from the counter to get my fags I realised to my horror, that she was in fact a bit of an arseburg.

Arseburg by The rekka March 8, 2009

arseberg

Where the top third of an arse is visible and the lower two thirds are hidden underneath the clothes.

woman: does my bum look big in this?

dude: put it this way - there's enough arseberg to sink the titanic.

arseberg by ChrisUK October 14, 2008

Arsepurgers Syndrome 

A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.

"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."

Arsepurgers Syndrome by Shakinglikeafool August 3, 2007

arseburger 

to moon someone/something

The queen visited our school and i arse-burgered her without wiping

arseburger by w000b April 20, 2004

arseburgmetral 

The embodiment of being ArseBurger

He wasn't all there last night, he was completely arseburgmetral

arseburgmetral by Jonathon Dough May 5, 2006

arsebug 

common description for the anal retentive types.

that group has a swag of arsebugs in it

arsebug by ugunnapingmi June 14, 2003

Arseberg

Someone whom on the surface is clearly an arse however its not until you dig much deeper you realise just how big an arse they really are (based on the concept of only 1/8 of an iceberg being above water)

After another three hour long meeting between S & R, S discovered how much of an arseberg R really was.

Arseberg by Some chicken April 29, 2011